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Welcome to Saintplaty's Place
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Saintplatypus & Azazel
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Who Is Saintplaty?
Saintplaty is a nickname I use at several free game sites. It is actually a shortened version of my actual nickname "Saintplatypus", but it tends to get cut off a lot and appears as Saintplaty most of the time. I've had several people ask how I came up with that nickname. Well it is a long story, but let me shorten it by just saying the actual nickname I wanted either wasn't accepted or was already taken. I originally wanted God_of_the_Platypus.
So, who is Saintplatypus? I am. My name is Lori Johnson and I am from Kokomo, Indiana. I am a 40 year old internet addict who has no life other than playing games on her PC. I have 3 children, 5 snakes, 5 parrots, 1 hamster, and one husband. I do have a job, too, but I don't want to talk about that due to my resentment. (It tends to interrupt my time playing games on the PC dammit.)
In my spare time I enjoy reading, watching TV, and caring for my pets. Occasionally I spank my kids or nag the hubby, you know I do have to maintain my motherly and wifely duties. :)
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So welcome to my page. Take some time to browse and explore. It's in its infant stage right now, but it will grow up. In time I plan to build a whole community of friends via a message board. That way we can chit and chat about whatever we want to. And especially gripe about the game sites being down or screwy. LOL
This site is set up for adults. I wanted to mention that because I do tend to cuss now and then. I won't change who I am for the web. So watch your kids, and I'll try to keep my foul language to a minimum.
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Asseus Demonicus
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So Why Does Saintplaty Need A Place?
Everybody I know seems to have their own web page with pictures of their families and stuff about them. So ol' Saintplaty wanted one too. Within this site you will find out all about me and my family. So if you would like to escape now click your back button. If you actually plan on taking the tour of Saintplaty's Place, take two valium, a couple shots of brandy, and hold on to your ass. You are going to be on a wild ride. You might not remember this site, but at least you'll have a good buzz if you're lucky.
Praise and Complaint Dept.
Asseus Demonicus, Director
Asseus will be my protector during this tour. He will also be monitoring all my email. So if you send spam or porn be sure that you will be reported. Click above to send mail.
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